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👑 local legend
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Wind
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Gusts
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// field reports
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5-DAY FORECAST
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14-DAY OUTLOOK
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BACKCOUNTRY
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powder quality
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wind slab risk
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visibility
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crowd submissions say
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🏃 nordic / xc conditions
wax window
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track surface
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glide temp range
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wind chill
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🏔 snowmobile conditions
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engine risk
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trail visibility
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water crossing caution
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⛰ backcountry / freeride
wind loading (N/NE/E face)
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temp swings (7 days)
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weak layer risk
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// ❄️ snow & ice conditions
snow depth
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cm
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new snow 24h
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cm
fresh accumulation
freeze level
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0°C altitude
surface temp
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°C
at ground
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density
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freeze level
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snow
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freeze level
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SNOW DEPTH — LAST 90 DAYS
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FORECAST ACCURACY LOG
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REAL CROWD BLEND
your readings merged with actual humans near you, not just yourself.
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HOUR-BY-HOUR BREAKDOWN
see forecasts by the hour on the 5-day forecast. temp, wind, precip, everything.
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14-DAY EXTENDED OUTLOOK
days 6-14 with degrading confidence indicator. further out, less reliable.
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SUNRISE/SUNSET & GOLDEN HOUR
exact times + golden hour windows for perfect light.
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UV INDEX & WIND COMPASS
1-11+ UV scale + directional wind arrow. protect yourself.
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SUMMER SPORT CONDITIONS
MTB, hiking, road cycling, trail running. sport-specific weather analysis.
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TRAILFORKS INTEGRATION
real-time trail status from Trailforks. know before you go.
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FILMMAKER CONDITIONS
golden hour, blue hour, light quality, cloud texture, ND filter alerts. shoot better.
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ADVANCED SNOW ANALYSIS
crystal type, freeze-thaw detection, inversion, wind transport, snow age. for the serious.
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PREDICTIONS MARKET ARCHIVE
see how last week's crowd calls actually panned out.
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WEEKLY SHAME REPORT
the worst prediction of the week, rendered as a mock tribunal verdict.
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WRONG CERTIFICATE
shareable image for catastrophic forecast failures. goes viral.
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WINTER MODE
snow depth, avalanche risk, resort conditions, 90-day snow history.
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HYPERFOCUS MODE
15-min intervals, minute-by-minute charts, priority data strip. for right now.
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SEASON SNOW DEPTH
90-day snow depth history chart with daily snowfall overlay. see the season.
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SMART NOTIFICATIONS
snow dumps, severe weather, golden hour, morning briefings. you choose.
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